Happy Valentine, Foodies. This February, you might get oppressed, so let’s prepare your mind for types of couples and some things you would most likely see them doing at restaurants this valentine’s or take you down memory lane because you have most likely seen some of these before.
The Romantic Couple: God will need to help you to breathe well because these people take up all the air. From holding hands to feeding themselves to hugging and kissing every minute. What exactly is going on in this restaurant? Are you here to eat or oppress? They even go as far as getting a cozy space.
The Outfit Servers: You would think they came for a fashion show in a restaurant; their attires would be giving fire. Let’s not discuss the female make-up; the bronzer could blind the enemy. #daregosquad.
The Picture Couple: They majorly go to restaurants for aesthetics; they are the reason you should never go to a restaurant (alone) on valentine’s because they will oppress you with tasks. They never stop looking or asking for who to take their pictures.
The Foodies: Category FIL. they would order everything on the menu. Seafood, pasta, dessert, taco, anything, and everything. What’s love without food? Food is their love language. You might even see them building a rapport with the servers and chef because being a foodie couple isn’t official until you know the chef by name. We are here for them.
The Inspiring Couple: There is always a couple with ideas of what love should be. They say things like feed your girlfriend, or you guys look so cute. They even go as far as taking other couple pictures; the wife instructs on posture while the husband takes the pictures. Sometimes, it’s a blessing to see them. Somedays, you desperately want to avoid them.
Which of these couples are you, or have you encountered? Tell us in the comment, and mention the name of the restaurant if you remember. If you haven’t come across any of these couples, this is your sign to dine out this valentine.
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