Pizza is little miss make everyone happy, which is pretty exciting because the party gets started when the pizza boxes arrive. But don’t get it twisted; some pizza toppings shouldn’t see the outside or daylight; they should be banned.
Let’s take a look at some flour crust toppings that should never exist.
Broccoli topping: It sounds like an abomination. It is obvious no Lagosian would settle for huge chunks of green trees as toppings, never. Yes, broccoli has its health advantage, as it is packed with minerals and serves as an antioxidant, but it is a no-no for pizza topping.
Raw tomatoes: Whoever brought this idea should be sued; the only reason we can consume the colored pepper on the flour crust is because the seeds have been removed, the pepper has been cut into slices, and put into the oven with the crust to appear almost invisible; this doesn’t apply to raw tomatoes. The taste of raw tomatoes on pizza would be horrible; we don’t want to imagine raw tomatoes, seeds, or soggy tomato water on pizza crust. No.
Spinach topping: Do you mean Efo (Nigerian Vegetable) on pizza? lol. If we want to eat junk, let’s do it with our full chest. There’s no need to fake that you have a healthy lifestyle, so spinach topping is a bad idea and should be dead on arrival.
Corn on flour crust: You might not know, but corn topping is popular in the UK, Japan, and Korea. In reality, it shouldn’t be a thing; a meal like this could cause a war. Lagosians would agree with us that this combination is a no. It is better to keep the corn on the cob.
Shrimps topping: If we are doing seafood, let’s do that. What is shrimps doing on a flour crust? No matter the recipe, this combination wouldn’t give the best pizza. We imagined the shrimp seasoned with all sorts or worst; raw. To reduce the disgust, let’s not think about it. This combination takes the cup of the worst pizza toppings.
It is funny how some people might love these toppings, so share this with a friend; let’s hear what they think about the toppings- Yay or Nay? Tell us the responses in the comments.
Happy National Pizza Party Day- 19th of May, 2023